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Regardless, I am in bed by 8:30pm

Friends, let me explain. I am a creature of habit and my habit is to go to bed between 7:30pm and 9pm, but normally 8:30pm. You may ask how I know this, but the Hairy and Hairless one agree that this is the most common time. What did you expect? That I can read the Continue reading
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Not a happy Sausage

Friends, let me tell you a sorry tail of deception and defeat. First the deception. As usual, the hairless one said we would go for a car trip, but it got a bit squirrely when the hairy one came too and then she puts on this face cage. Doesn’t matter that the hairless one has Continue reading
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Busy week

I’ve had a busy week. It started off with the hairless one’s biscuits wrapped in ham but then we had some storms and that made me scared. The humans laugh when I wear my pink burrito coat but it helps me in scary situations. Then the hairless one abandoned me to hang out with his Continue reading
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Fork me.

Yes, I ate a burrito with a knife and fork. Knife always in the right hand, fork always in the left. It’s the only way. Change my mind. (burrito from @fuzzystacoshop – and it was *excellent* as always) #burrito Continue reading
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Sundays are “Ice cream Sundae”

My staff has a schedule of treats and Sunday is one of my favourite days – ice cream with biscuit sprinkles. I have to remind the hairless one that he needs to make a new batch of biscuits since we’re out and that’s just suboptimal. Continue reading
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I am mostly me and a bit something else

Why am I not surprised? The hairless one often brings out my howly nature. I am also getting used to going to a coffee shop and being mostly good – however I don’t think the hairless one has cottoned on that I growl when people approach so I get a treat. I don’t need to Continue reading
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Musings with no purpose

Not sure how often Sage will post an update. Of course she regards the brake dust on my fingers with some degree of horror. Continue reading

